God punishes Alaska Senator with Volcano Eruption!

This just in! Ted Stevens gets his due for pushing a futile effort to destroy his state by drilling for enough oil and gas to last the country for, oh, maybe a year! And his efforts in wasting taxpayer money trying to build a bridge to nowhere also punished!

God responds by setting off a volcano! Pat Robertson scratches head in wonder.

I've been busy and not posting much, obviously. God bless you if you're reading this.