John Dufresne posted the "Shakespearian Insult Generator" on his blog. It's http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html
Let's vote the artless idle-headed mumble-news swines out of office!
The cost of exercising your rights, and your passions for your beliefs, as an American: So far I have alienated one friend and distanced another. Events justify the passion. I cannot ignore the truth.
I pledge, however, to temper passion with intellect to the best of my abilities.
Beware of the spell checker on this blog machine. It fails to recognize "panache," it does not even know "blog!"